I Wanna Die Young.

This is a video I made in 2007.

More fish shows

I made 2 more drawings today about hilarious fish shows.

I was going to submit them to digg, but I gave the first one the wrong name, and there’s no way to edit digg submissions, so I’m plain giving up.

Oh geez, I’m pretty sure my upstairs neighbors are watching Wet Hot American Summer!

Fish Shows

Tuna Half-Men

I just had a beard all over my body.

I really like Teen Wolf. I really like Teen Wolf, too.

Teen Wolf, Too, on the other hand, is really lousy.

It’s funny watching a young Bateman, especially when he talks about how he’s nothing like his family (lines Michael Bluth would probably say). However, the inclusion of Styles, played by a new actor with a mullet, makes this movie unforgivable.

I’m like Gene Siskle 20 years ago.

Back in Style

I’m digging up this corpse of a blog to see what sort of monster it could become.

I’m hoping a wolfman. Or bride of Frankenstein.

chris kramers

like all narcissists from 2003, I have “Googled” myself many times. The latest search yielded 1.5 million results. Not only is there the Canadian actor, but there is now a collegiate basketball player as well. Plus Crazy Chris Kramer, the blues guitarist, and SEO/web development expert Chris Kramer (who charges $125 for a 20 minute phone call and follow-up email). And probably a hundred more.

A search for “Chris St. Kramer”, meanwhile, brings forth only a few results, all of which refer to me. Is it time for me to legally change my name?

Chicag-a-go-go

I moved to Chicago on Sunday, and it’s already the best place I’ve ever lived. There are trains, and tall buildings, and pizzas as deep as a dish.

I’ve had two staffing company interviews this week. Hopefully something will progress.